From: sb <sbauer@nr.infi.net>
Newsgroups: rec.music.progressive
Subject: Re: What is wrong with eating donuts?
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 00:22:36 -0500
Organization: InfiNet
Message-ID: <328FF29C.4497@nr.infi.net>

Henry Potts wrote:
> 
> What is wrong with eating donuts?  You're kidding right.  Where do you
> want me to start?  Donuts are a harmful habit forming substance.  Our
> bodies were created for one purpose, arguing on Usenet.  We are not to
> serve a bread product.
> 
> Many claim that donuts enhance musical ability.  Many evils and vices
> have perceived benefits, but all end in suffering.  No one needs donuts.
> If a donut is the only thing that can make me play like Chris Squire or
> Greg Lake, I would rather suck at bass as much as I do now for the rest
> of my life.
> --
> Henry

donuts can bring peace to the world.  after all, you never hear
about people committing violent crimes while under the influence
of donuts do you?  donuts mellow people out.  what's wrong with
that?  sure, some of the more hardcore pastries are harmful, such
as fritters and chocolate eclairs.  but you can't put them in the
same group as donuts.  many people enjoy a good donut for recreation
purposes only.  it brings them together because it's something they
have in common.  if everyone ate donuts there would be much less
violence in the world.  

just my $0.02 worth.  :->