Newsgroups: mudd.flame From: jstimson@jarthur.claremont.edu (John Stimson) Subject: Mathematica bites big hippo dicks Message-ID: Followup-To: mudd.acsv Summary: It was a dark and smoggy night... Be it known that Mathematica is a stinking pile of shit, and I would be DONE by now if I had written FORTRAN code myself, and gotten more usable and accurate output than Mr. Steve Wolfram's little cluster- fuck could ever achieve. I hereby damn Mathematica to the final bit of the zero dump spool(+) and curse Bill Gates* to forever use an alpha release of OS/2 1.0! (+) This is where HP3000 minis dump core. The data is never seen again, and some use this as evidence for the existence of black holes right here on Earth. * ALL of this is his fault, you realize... John "talk to me about the physics senior lab equipment if you want to see me really go off on something" Stimson