From fetchpop Wed Jan 22 10:52:11 1997 Return-Path: sartec@lightlink.com Received: from cornell.edu (cornell.edu [132.236.56.6]) by postoffice2.mail.cornell.edu (8.7.5/8.7.3) with ESMTP id KAA00521 for ; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:19 -0500 (EST) Received: (from daemon@localhost) by cornell.edu (8.7.5/8.7.3) id KAA29878; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:15 -0500 (EST) Received: from light.lightlink.com (light.lightlink.com [205.232.34.1]) by cornell.edu (8.7.5/8.7.3) with ESMTP id KAA29861; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:13 -0500 (EST) Received: from port11.lightlink.com (port11.lightlink.com [205.232.34.111]) by light.lightlink.com (8.8.4/8.8.4) with SMTP id KAA18784; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:10 -0500 (EST) Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:10 -0500 (EST) Message-Id: <199701221530.KAA18784@light.lightlink.com> X-Sender: sartec@lightlink.com (Unverified) X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Version 2.1.1 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-PH: V4.1@cornell.edu (Cornell Modified) To: jjs15@cornell.edu (John Jacob Stimson), arthur.dodds@noaa.gov, bwr1@cornell.edu (Bryan Walter Reed) From: Stuart Carpenter Subject: Fwd: Forest Service Humour Status: RO >Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 10:19:39 > > ACTUAL comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness > registration sheets and comment cards. > > - Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands. > > - Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs > to reduce world-wide population growth to limit the number of visitors > to wilderness. > > - Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks > are more likely to chase animals. > > - All the mile markers are missing this year. > > - Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse. > > - Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that > go uphill. > > - Too many bugs and leaches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray > the wilderness to rid the area of these pests. > > - Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow during the > winter. > > - Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful > views without having to hike to them. > > - The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. > Please eradicate these annoying animals. > > - A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles. Is > there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call ___ ___ ____. > > - Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can > hike at night with flashlights. > > - Escalators would help on steep uphill sections. > > - Need more signs to keep area pristine. > > - A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead. > > - The places where trails do not exist are not well marked. > > - I brought lots of sandwhich makings, but forgot bread. If you have > extra bread, leave it in the yellow tent at V Lake. > > - Too many rocks in the mountains. > > Best Wishes Stuart Carpenter Building and Facilities Chair Cornell Outing Club