John Stimson's Colossal Waste of Time


New: my online photo album (Yeah, like two years ago this was new)

Work

In May of 1994, I escaped from Harvey Mudd College with a piece of paper stating that I can work physics homework problems pretty well. This is apparently a pretty useful skill, since it got me a research assistantship at Cornell University in Dr. Noel MacDonald's MicroElectroMechanical Systems (MEMS) group. In May of 1997, I passed my oral exam and became a Master of Homework Problems in Science.

My subsequent research involved design and testing of electromechanical bandpass filters using coupled micromechanical resonators, and exploration of nonlinear and chaotic phenomena in relation to MEMS.

I have also served as one of the MacDonald group's computer gurus (with 20+ group members and 8+ different operating systems, multiple gurus are needed). I helped set up the Linux server which handles file service and printing for the group's Windows and MacOS boxes, and have fielded numerous questions on using Windows and UNIX.

Westward ho! In June of 1999, I started work as a member of the Electron Beam Technology Group at National Semiconductor in Santa Clara, CA. My group is responsible for the support and development of electron beam probing capabilities at NSC.

Play

I love a large variety of music, especially progressive rock (AKA art rock) and jazz. Back in my college days, I had a small group of friends who had similar tastes, and we hung out together in Armageddon Suite.

Every once in a while, I dust off my guitar or bass to practice, but it's pretty miserable. I suspect that it would be more fun if I had a nicer guitar, like, say, an Ovation, but it's hard to justify the cost if I'm not sure I'm really going to practice. Right now, I'm more inclined to return to my first instrument, the trumpet. I'm just a little worried about annoying the neighbors.

My interest in music reproduction is such that I spent much of my free time in the Summer of 1994 researching loudspeaker design, then designing and building a set of speakers for my stereo. I have also designed and built a couple of preamplifiers for my guitars: one built into the body, and one external.

I also enjoy a large number of athletic/outdoor activities, including: racquetball, sailing, windsurfing, waterskiing, kayaking, unicycling, biking, downhill skiing, cross-country skiing, frisbee (ultimate or otherwise), and climbing (artificial structures only, so far). I used to play four-square, which can be pretty vicious when you get college students playing it, but I doubt I could round up enough people to play now that I don't live in a dorm.

Recently (okay, almost 5 years ago, but more recently than anything else in this dusty old homepage) I got hooked on autocrossing. It's like downhill slalom skiing, but with cars. And I thought downhill skiing was an expensive sport!

Squidliness

You might have gathered by now that I enjoy tinkering with all things technological. That, according to most definitions, makes me a nerd. You may also be wondering whether having read this far into my homepage is a sign that you may also be a nerd. You can find out by taking this test which was developed at Harvey Mudd College.

It's a well known fact that nerds (at least the ones who are still in school) have no life. However, some of them like to quantify exactly how much of a life they don't have using a life roster, a system which I believe originated at Berkeley. Others just like to display to others exactly what sort of nerd they are, using one of the many versions of the Geek Code.

Many nerds have read Godel, Escher, Bach by Douglas Hofstadter (I am one of them), and think recursion is a pretty nifty idea. I've developed an online demonstration which was developed in conjunction with Cliff McCarthy's Webcrawler Trap.

Of course, I read science fiction, when I can find some that doesn't appear to be complete drivel on first inspection (this can be difficult, as a direct consequence of Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap).

Finally, for those persistent enough to have made it this far, I have an archive of egghead humor from Usenet and other sources.

Political commentary

Someone who was a democrat before they got a job and then became a republican is better known as an opportunist. Your beliefs about how things ought to work should not be affected by where you currently fit into that scheme. If they are, then they're not beliefs; they're excuses.

[Blue Ribbon Campaign icon] Check out the Electronic Frontier Foundation's online civil rights page to find out about all sorts of scary things that are going on in politics. The ACLU even has a handy-dandy web page to see how your representatives voted on civil liberties issues.

Technological commentary

Hardware
The budget computer I bought in 1999 runs more than 10 times as fast as the high-end system I bought in 1994. Of course, Windows has bloated to compensate.


If you're looking for other interesting things on the Web, you're welcome to peruse my bookmarks, but I have a much better suggestion:

Turn off the computer. Go outside. See the sun.


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